You won't believe this, but it could be worse!

Cheer up Red Sox fans, you could also be a fan of Heart of Midlothian football club (and that's real football, using your feet, not football football that sees your feet only when things have gone very wrong).

In the space of the last 14 days, Hearts have fired their manager (Francona's equivalent), their Chief Executive (a mix of Theo and Lucchino) and the Chairman (a figurehead role, a bit like Gammons if only he had a non-Executive role in the Red Sox), as well as lost a key derby game to Hibs (the equivalent of the Sox / Yankees... well without the glamour)... and all of these things happened while Hearts were safely in first place...

Hey, instead of H / W / L we could have this guy - the 29 year old son of the owner... and we all know how those 29 year olds work out...